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WALTER:
<i>Previously on</i> Scorpion...

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We need to bail ourselves out
of a half million dollar debt.

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I'll submit to the board
after school.

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Speaking of which,
I've never had a tardy before.

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- And I'm not starting now.
- And you're not starting now.

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- Hey, Patty.
- Yup.

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Really don't like
this development.

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My name is Florence Tipton.
I'm your new neighbor.

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I just set up my lab

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in the adjoining warehouse,
and I cannot function

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with all this distraction.

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I'm still not sure about her.

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PAIGE:
<i>I'm gonna give her a chance,</i>

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and I think you should, too.

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I rule that the defendant

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is not guilty as
a matter of law.

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Mr. Gallo, you are free to go.

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(grunts)

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Stack the canisters
under the pallet.

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There is a shot at survival

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<i>if we submerge her</i>
<i>in ballistic gel.</i>

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You helped keep my team
together, so thank you.

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You're welcome.

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♪ It's gonna be
a kick-ass Christmas... ♪

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Hey, boss, bend your ear

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for a sec?
No. Busy.

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You are a menace. What?

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Okay, it's Christmas Eve, and I
haven't gotten Toby a gift yet.

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First married Christmas,
so it's got to be good.

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You've known him longer,
and I suck at gifts,

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so, advice.

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Scented candle.

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They're affordable and
long-lasting, and it's proven

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the pleasant
olfactory stimulation

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enhances brain function.

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You're welcome.

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Scented candle? Seriously?

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<font color="

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Oh, you use Cabe's Kings mug,
and he will kill you.

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Seeing that I just
saved your life,

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you owe me one good
present idea.

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Almost ready to go?

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Sure am, boss.

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Thanks.

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Mm-hmm.
SYLVESTER: I can't release it like this.

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Of course you can,
so stop stressing.

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It's defective.
PATTY: To you.

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No one else will notice.

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Notice what?

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The anti-bullying video game

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I'm making
for West Altadenia schools.

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The rendering code
has a bug.

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I could actually really use
<i>your</i> help figuring this out.

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The deadline is today.
I've never had a tardy.

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And besides, who would
even notice the glitch?

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SYLVESTER:
I would.

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There is a visual glitch

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that skips 1/1000
of a frame.

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Which no human eye can detect.

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Video games? Kids need books,
not more screen time.

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Seriously, Sylvester,

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when are you gonna put
your childhood away?

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It's almost time to leave.

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O'Brien, penny
for your thoughts.

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How about a dime
to leave me alone?

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Right after you
riddle me this.

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See, you've known Happy longer
than I have, so I'm wondering...

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Scented candle. Now pack up.
We're leaving soon, and...

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I already packed.

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Paige,

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this is a quick job, so this
bag's a little bit excessive.

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In fact, everyone
is overpacking.

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Oh, Walter,
I hate to break it

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to you, but no one is packing
for the job.

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I don't understand. Why not?

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Because it's Christmas Eve.

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We all made other plans.

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I wrote an e-mail confirmation

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to the whole team
specifically for this job.

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And how many responses
did you get?

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I thought that no news
was good news.

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Wrong. No news is good-bye.
We're not doing

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a corporate gig
on Christmas Eve.

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We just got Cabe's
bail money back,

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so we're basically back to
zero on the balance sheet.

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We have to refill Scorpion's coffers.

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And I thought I could lure you away.
I got a cabin in Big Bear.

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I was gonna surprise you,
but as soon as we came in,

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all you could talk about
was being ready

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for the server-update job.

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It's because I'm looking out
for <i>our</i> financial interests.

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We're getting paid
double time.

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Dude, it's Christmas Eve.

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Did my e-mail not mention

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a post-job team meal?

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That's festive.

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And I quote, “We'll work
for a few hours,

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then grab a bite at Kovelsky's
at the end of the night.”

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That's sad, not festive.

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Oh, this is a Christmas mutiny.

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Forgive me and Toby if we want
to finally have our honeymoon.

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City of West
Altadenia is throwing

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a holiday fair--
toy drive,

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games for the kids.

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There's gonna be a meal service

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from the food pantry
for families less fortunate.

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Arranged it all myself.

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Young person, why are you
always here, monopolizing

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my employees' time?

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Actually, he doesn't mind
you being in the garage.

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Actually, I do.
You're like

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a Canadian penny
I can't seem to get rid of.

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Hey, Patty's my intern.

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Not a problem. Next
legislative session,

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Alderman Dodd and I will conduct
our business at City Hall.

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(watch beeps)
Anyway, I got to head home

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for Christmas Eve
dinner with my family.

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I've never had a tardy and...

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ALL:
And you're not starting now.

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Merry Christmas,
everyone.

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Even you, Grinch.
Excuse me?

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Green creature?
I'm not a Grinch.

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Copy that, Scrooge.

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RALPH:
Are you kidding me, Walter?

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I want her spending
more time here,

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not less.

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I guess that's our cue, too.

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So, that's it?
You're all leaving me

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to do the work on my own?

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There's plenty of time
for corporate gigs

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in the new year, boss.

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We could have all
had a good time today.

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Yeah, sure. We don't need

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to spend every minute
together, people.

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You know what?

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I'll do the job myself.

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I don't need your
help. I don't need

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any of you.
(typing)

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Walt, I don't want
to curse at you at Christmas,

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so we're all just gonna go.

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Ralph, go put our stuff
in the car, okay?

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(door opens)

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Walter,

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I know you're worried
about Scorpion,

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but the company
is gonna pull through.

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And everyone needs
time off now and then.

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So, if you're asking,

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I don't think you're on
the right side of this one.

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But I respect your right
to make this decision,

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so I'm just gonna text
you the cabin's address

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in case you want to drive up,
spend Christmas together.

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I just have

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so many proposals to get
through, but-but how about

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you and Ralph stay here?

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And then I can power
through the paperwork,

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and by late afternoon, we can
enjoy some yuletide cheer?

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We spend 364 days a year
here in this garage.

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I'm not gonna have Ralph
spend Christmas here, too.

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So we're gonna go.
I hope you reconsider.

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Love you.

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Reciprocated.

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Well, Allie's with her
family in Denver.

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Looks like it's

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you and me and a knish
from Kovelsky's.

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A six-hour job just

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doubled because
I'm doing it by myself,

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so Kovelsky's is off the table.

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Well, I can help

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speed things along.
It's a server upgrade.

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An insurance company, so,
your skills don't really apply.

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Okay. Well...

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Have a nice Christmas.

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You, too.

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Love to see how
you'd all fare on your own.

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I don't need them.

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I'm gonna have a kick-ass
Christmas all by myself.

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♪ It's gonna be
a kick-ass Christmas ♪

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♪ It's gonna
be a kick-ass... ♪

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Year! Ooh!

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<font color="

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(piano playing
“O, Come All Ye Faithful”)

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(groans softly)

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(train whistle blows)

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This is curious.

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Where's everyone else's desks?

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(train whistle blows)

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Odd.

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Hello?

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(piano continues playing
“O Come, All Ye Faithful”)

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Paige?

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Oh, I feel weird.

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(gasps)
Oh, my God!

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Honey, you startled me.

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Did you say something?

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I didn't hear you
over the music.

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(music stops)

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Looks like somebody fell asleep
at their desk again.

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Hi.

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We're married?

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Yes. Last time I checked.

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You could use some coffee.

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Think I'm hallucinating.

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Here.

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No, not Cabe's mug.

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He'll kill me.

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Who's Cabe?

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Okay, just what
is going on?

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What's going on is

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that you clearly didn't get
enough sleep last night.

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Come on, grab your gear.

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We got to get to campus.

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It's going to be
totally deserted.

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Today will be
our most productive day

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of the entire year.

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Can you do me a favor

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and grab the paper
for me, please?

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Merry Christmas.

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We stopped that.

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(soft, rhythmic clattering)

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Strange.

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(person whistling)

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Hello?

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<i>Feliz Navidad, amigo!</i>

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Ray?
Hey.

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What are you doing here?
Hell if I know.

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You imagined me.

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But my guess is, it's got
something to do with that.

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MAN:
Help! Help!

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Help! I'm hurt!

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Hello?

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Help!

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I'm stuck in here!

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You okay, muchacho?

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Oh, boy.

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That's weird.

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Ray, what the hell
is going on?

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Listen, you need
to focus, friend.

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Now we both know you took a
half gainer down the stairs.

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You're on the garage floor,
unconscious, bleeding out.

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WALTER (in car):
Someone help me, please.

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- What am I supposed to do about him?
- Well, my guess is,

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Extra Walter in there
is a manifestation

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of your real-life
physical state.

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- So if I save him, I save myself?
- No, no, no.

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Saving him is you
fighting to stay alive.

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And I think you may
have some help.

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Listen.
FLORENCE: <i>Cabe?</i>

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<i>You have to stop the others</i>
<i>from leaving, and you have to</i>

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get back to the garage. I just
came in to give him my present,

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and I found him
bleeding on the ground.

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I <i>did</i> call 911,
and they said ten minutes,

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but I am telling you,
he does not have ten minutes!

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♪ Scorpion 4x12 ♪
A Christmas Car-Roll
Original Air Date on December 18

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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I know what's happening. - Yep.
A neurological study...

256
00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:48,059
...of postmortem rats
showed brain activity

257
00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:49,668
up to 30 seconds
after death.

258
00:10:49,713 --> 00:10:51,466
Low gamma waves
actually spiked,

259
00:10:51,469 --> 00:10:53,200
creating a heightened
state of consciousness

260
00:10:53,201 --> 00:10:54,634
before permanent
unconsciousness.

261
00:10:54,636 --> 00:10:57,671
So if I am at heightened
unconsciousness,

262
00:10:57,673 --> 00:10:59,639
I can use it to my advantage,
force myself to wake up,

263
00:10:59,642 --> 00:11:00,841
and then get help.
Sure thing,

264
00:11:00,842 --> 00:11:02,976
Cool Breeze-- go for it.
Okay.

265
00:11:08,116 --> 00:11:10,618
(low, strained grunting)

266
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,090
Yeah. Didn't seem to
have worked, did it?

267
00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:17,725
(strained grunting nearby)

268
00:11:17,726 --> 00:11:19,826
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Which means

269
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you're doing worse
in the <i>real</i> world.

270
00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,062
But you better
think of something,

271
00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,899
'cause if Car Walter
goes down... (taps on car)

272
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,667
this is a dream you
don't wake up from.

273
00:11:26,668 --> 00:11:28,635
Ray, I need your help.
No can do.

274
00:11:28,638 --> 00:11:30,437
I'm merely the tour
guide on this ride.

275
00:11:30,438 --> 00:11:31,504
I don't know what to do.

276
00:11:31,506 --> 00:11:32,907
FITS:
Hello, Angels.

277
00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:35,275
This is your LAPD chief,
Cabe Gallo,

278
00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,711
reminding you our toy drive
is still going strong,

279
00:11:38,713 --> 00:11:41,849
accepting donations to spread
joy this holiday season.

280
00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,918
Since when is Cabe
the police chief?

281
00:11:43,919 --> 00:11:46,253
Listen... this whole
world was created

282
00:11:46,254 --> 00:11:48,288
by your axons, your
neurons misfiring

283
00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,057
while your body
shuts down.

284
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,293
And they're gonna get real wonky
as your condition worsens.

285
00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:53,726
Easiest way to put it:

286
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things change around here.

287
00:11:55,998 --> 00:11:58,565
Okay, I just got to calm down
and figure this out.

288
00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:59,633
On your own?

289
00:11:59,634 --> 00:12:01,434
While you're bleeding
to death. Walter...

290
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you can't do this
on your own.

291
00:12:04,572 --> 00:12:06,606
You're right.

292
00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:09,076
I'm gonna go find Cabe.

293
00:12:10,078 --> 00:12:11,778
Flo, Flo, get out of the way!

294
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:15,316
- Happy, can you grab my med bag?
- He's breathing really fast.

295
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,052
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's
low and shallow.

296
00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:18,985
Looks like he sliced

297
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,254
his superficial
temporal artery.

298
00:12:20,255 --> 00:12:21,355
He lost a lot of blood.

299
00:12:21,356 --> 00:12:22,389
Can you get another towel?

300
00:12:22,390 --> 00:12:23,756
This one's soaked.

301
00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:24,758
Med bag.

302
00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,527
Happy, keep the
pressure on.

303
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:29,697
What are you doing?
Glasgow Coma Scale.

304
00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:32,765
No, I don't think he's
responding to our voices.

305
00:12:32,768 --> 00:12:34,534
Walter! Walt!

306
00:12:34,537 --> 00:12:36,036
Open your eyes!

307
00:12:36,038 --> 00:12:37,037
There's nothing.

308
00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:38,172
I'm pressing his
nail bed with a pen.

309
00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,840
Well, he's reflexive to pain,

310
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,575
but he's unresponsive--
that's a six out of 15.

311
00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:44,177
- Bad?
- Three is the lowest possible score.

312
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,017
He's got a blown pupil.

313
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,351
What does a blown pupil mean?

314
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,019
It means there's bleeding
between his skull and his brain.

315
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,956
I-It's pushing the brain through
the opening at the skull's base.

316
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:58,258
He's dead if that pressure
isn't relieved immediately.

317
00:12:58,259 --> 00:13:00,360
Well, then grab something
from your med bag and fix it!

318
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,629
There's nothing in my
med bag that can fix this!

319
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:06,000
But there is something
in Happy's toolbox.

320
00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:10,070
Excuse me? Excuse me?

321
00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:11,404
I need to speak

322
00:13:11,407 --> 00:13:13,539
with Cabe Gallo immediately!
Hey, keep it down!

323
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,476
Patty? What are
you doing here?

324
00:13:16,479 --> 00:13:18,778
It's Sergeant Logan,
and I work here.

325
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,447
We need to speak
with Cabe <i>now.</i>

326
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,749
A few things.

327
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,317
One, you seem to have
a problem with titles.

328
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,519
It's Chief of Police Cabe Gallo.

329
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:27,921
Two, he doesn't
take walk-ins.

330
00:13:27,923 --> 00:13:30,256
He rarely talks to the people
who actually work here.

331
00:13:30,259 --> 00:13:32,091
And three, who's “we”?

332
00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:33,726
Totally forgot.

333
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You're the only one
who can see me.

334
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,264
WALTER:
I'm sorry.

335
00:13:37,265 --> 00:13:39,198
It's just me. Alone.

336
00:13:39,201 --> 00:13:41,201
Are you sure you
don't recognize me?

337
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,669
Negative. But if you're
as crazy as you seem to be,

338
00:13:43,672 --> 00:13:45,838
I'm sure I'll get an APB
any minute now

339
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about some loony escaped
from the bin.

340
00:13:47,777 --> 00:13:50,476
Oh, she is as salty
as the Dead Sea.

341
00:13:50,479 --> 00:13:52,903
Which, by the way, has an
average salinity rating of 34%.

342
00:13:52,904 --> 00:13:54,782
- What are you doing?
- Hey, you're the one making me jabber

343
00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:56,417
this gibberish.
Now, are you gonna take charge

344
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of the situation, or you gonna
get shut down by a teen tyrant?

345
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,289
Cabe? Cabe Gallo!

346
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:05,426
Cabe Gallo!
I will stun you, sir.

347
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,894
Cabe Gallo!

348
00:14:06,895 --> 00:14:07,860
Chief Gallo!

349
00:14:07,863 --> 00:14:10,530
What the hell
is going on out here?

350
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:11,498
Cabe, you got to listen to me.

351
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,067
And who the hell
are you?

352
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,467
Uh, my name is Walter O'Brien.

353
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:17,504
I run a team of geniuses
tackling worldwide threats

354
00:14:17,505 --> 00:14:18,605
that only we can solve.

355
00:14:18,606 --> 00:14:19,873
RAY: No, no,
no-- here,

356
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,075
you're a professor at USC,

357
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,909
married to your wife Florence.
I don't work

358
00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:24,544
at USC, and I'm
not married to Florence.

359
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,480
Good for you.
I don't work at Six Flags,

360
00:14:26,481 --> 00:14:28,081
and I'm not married
to Big Bird.

361
00:14:28,083 --> 00:14:30,283
Now, you got one minute
to get out of here,

362
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,286
before you're cuffed
for disturbing the peace.

363
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,120
Told you he doesn't like
talking to people.

364
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,389
I...

365
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,756
(mumbling)

366
00:14:36,759 --> 00:14:39,860
Uh... listen, I'm sorry to
bother you, but there was

367
00:14:39,861 --> 00:14:42,729
an accident, a guy's
trapped, and he could die.

368
00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:44,865
So call 911, get traffic
control over there.

369
00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:46,667
No go-- it's Christmas Eve.
We're short-staffed.

370
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:48,969
Most of my people
are home with their family.

371
00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,971
And maybe you ought
to be, too, son.

372
00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:52,873
You might not know
my rep,

373
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,807
but I don't suffer fools.

374
00:14:54,809 --> 00:14:56,576
Now, clear out
of my station house.

375
00:14:56,578 --> 00:14:58,611
This is not hard--
just get a rescue team,

376
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,514
get the Jaws of Life--
this is what you're good at,

377
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:02,883
for God's sakes!
Actually, it's not.

378
00:15:02,884 --> 00:15:04,817
It's not my skill set.

379
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:08,355
Oh, I know why you said that--
because I...

380
00:15:09,457 --> 00:15:12,525
Because some thoughtless fool
said that to you once.

381
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:14,528
But it isn't true-- because...

382
00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,429
you have
an incredible skill set,

383
00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,030
honed with experience
and knowledge

384
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:20,366
and-and value, and that's
why I came here to you now.

385
00:15:20,369 --> 00:15:22,870
Because if my life is
on the line, which it is,

386
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:25,806
then I need Cabe Gallo
on the case.

387
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:28,475
Still ready with
the Taser, Chief.

388
00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:29,909
At ease, Sergeant.

389
00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:32,745
What are we dealing with?

390
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,615
A driver's leg is pinned
by the console.

391
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:37,384
His vehicle is jammed between
a car and a one-ton truck.

392
00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:39,352
We're gonna need
an auto specialist.

393
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,187
I know the world's best
mechanic, Happy Quinn.

394
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,355
You mean the host

395
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:43,890
of <i>The Happy Mechanic</i>
podcast?

396
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:44,758
Podcast? No.

397
00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,493
She works for...
(clears throat)

398
00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:49,328
Yes. That's her.
That's who I mean.

399
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,097
Well, if you get her
to lend a hand, I'm in.

400
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,167
She broadcasts
from a garage downtown.

401
00:15:53,168 --> 00:15:54,433
Saddle up.

402
00:15:54,436 --> 00:15:56,503
I'll drive.

403
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,541
HAPPY:
<i>This '67</i>

404
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,942
Mustang Shelby GT--
they call it the Eleanor--

405
00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:05,077
has a 351 engine

406
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,115
with 435 horsepower

407
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,750
and tops out
at 150 miles per hour.

408
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:12,686
And if you are looking

409
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,587
for a place to open up
some sweet rides,

410
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:17,090
look no further
than this week's sponsor,

411
00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:19,225
the San Dimas Raceway.

412
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,860
For $199, you get

413
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:23,397
one hour of track time
for your favorite gearhead.

414
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,932
(ringtone playing
“Here Comes The Bride”)

415
00:16:28,269 --> 00:16:29,436
What the hell?

416
00:16:29,437 --> 00:16:30,736
Cut!

417
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,038
That girl's
everywhere.

418
00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:33,373
Like sriracha.

419
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,807
You just ruined our recording.

420
00:16:34,809 --> 00:16:36,976
I'm sorry, is there
a problem here, Officer?

421
00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:38,879
This guy thinks there is.

422
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:42,783
I think he's a few quills short
of a porcupine, if you ask me.

423
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,650
Hi. My name is Walter.

424
00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:47,453
There was a car accident.
We are looking

425
00:16:47,456 --> 00:16:48,889
for the world's best engineer--
that's you.

426
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:52,491
I'd love to help, but I'm busy
recording my Christmas episode.

427
00:16:52,494 --> 00:16:54,027
Biggest ad revenues of the year.

428
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,528
We have coffers to fill.

429
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,397
Happy, I know that you
think you don't know me,

430
00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,832
but in another world,
we're really good friends.

431
00:16:59,835 --> 00:17:01,235
Actually, we were married once.

432
00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,836
Not like that.

433
00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:05,137
It was for
citizenship.

434
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,173
Never got physical.

435
00:17:06,174 --> 00:17:07,641
Couldn't close
the deal, huh?

436
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,910
Good-bye, Crazy Walter.

437
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,678
Now, since you
let yourselves in,

438
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,012
you can let yourselves out.

439
00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:14,580
Happy, hold on
a second.

440
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:15,449
Please, just hold...

441
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:16,516
one second...
No, you hold on.

442
00:17:16,518 --> 00:17:18,518
I have built this show
from the ground up,

443
00:17:18,519 --> 00:17:20,886
on my own, by myself,
with no one's help.

444
00:17:20,888 --> 00:17:22,655
And you are
screwing it up.

445
00:17:22,657 --> 00:17:24,625
Now, don't let the door
hit you in the ass.

446
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,626
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out of here without her,

447
00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,662
the coroners walk
out of your garage

448
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,364
in just a few minutes.
Okay,

449
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:32,266
let's pick it up
from the Tobias Curtis ad.

450
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,934
Huh?

451
00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:38,471
You know what,
I'm not leaving.

452
00:17:38,473 --> 00:17:39,905
Oh, I would call the cops,

453
00:17:39,907 --> 00:17:42,342
but they're already here,
doing nothing.

454
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:45,412
Happy, you take pride in
doing things on your own,

455
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:47,580
by yourself,
without anybody's help.

456
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,584
But... I know you.

457
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,352
At night, you slow
down your work

458
00:17:52,354 --> 00:17:54,121
so that you're still
here when Patty leaves

459
00:17:54,123 --> 00:17:57,257
so that you can talk to someone
while you walk to your car.

460
00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:59,459
Do you do that, boss?
HAPPY: Shut up.

461
00:17:59,461 --> 00:18:00,462
How do you know that?

462
00:18:00,487 --> 00:18:01,962
Because when you started
working with me,

463
00:18:01,963 --> 00:18:03,230
I saw you working slowly.

464
00:18:03,231 --> 00:18:04,263
I critiqued you.

465
00:18:04,266 --> 00:18:05,898
And you were scared
of losing your job,

466
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:08,234
so it forced you to
tell me the truth.

467
00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:11,104
You hate being alone.

468
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:12,271
Period.

469
00:18:12,273 --> 00:18:17,277
I've never worked with you,
but...

470
00:18:17,278 --> 00:18:20,513
why do I still feel
like you're telling the truth?

471
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,182
Because we're friends.

472
00:18:22,183 --> 00:18:24,084
I'd never lie to you.

473
00:18:24,086 --> 00:18:25,719
Now, I know that you've
spent your whole life

474
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,019
trying to be
the lone wolf.

475
00:18:27,021 --> 00:18:29,556
But in spite of, uh,
your successful show

476
00:18:29,557 --> 00:18:31,924
and these fancy cars
and everything, you want

477
00:18:31,926 --> 00:18:33,192
a family more
than anything,

478
00:18:33,194 --> 00:18:35,061
because that's something
that you never had.

479
00:18:35,064 --> 00:18:37,064
And this guy, the guy you're
about to read the ad for,

480
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,700
Tobias Curtis, he is
the love of your life.

481
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,934
You just don't know it yet.
And-and I-I can bring

482
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:43,036
you two together.
I already have.

483
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,137
I've introduced
you before, actually.

484
00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,506
You married him
because of me.

485
00:18:46,508 --> 00:18:48,541
I thought you said
she was married to you.

486
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,242
He looks like a jackass.

487
00:18:50,244 --> 00:18:53,012
There is something
about him.

488
00:18:55,616 --> 00:18:57,084
Okay, I'm in.

489
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,484
Okay. Great.
I'll set it up.

490
00:18:58,487 --> 00:19:00,787
Uh, you have to come
with us first. (groans)

491
00:19:00,788 --> 00:19:02,355
RAY: Whoa, whoa.
You're okay.

492
00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,691
That's just reality
creeping in.

493
00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:05,925
TOBY:
Keep going.

494
00:19:05,928 --> 00:19:07,426
It'll relieve
the pressure on his brain.

495
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:08,761
Okay, okay.

496
00:19:08,763 --> 00:19:10,329
Paige says she's on her way.

497
00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:12,531
Oh, I think I'm
gonna be sick.

498
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:13,866
HAPPY:
Is this uncomfortable for you?

499
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:15,902
'Cause I'm the one
who's drilling an 1/8-inch bit

500
00:19:15,903 --> 00:19:17,403
into my boss's skull.

501
00:19:17,405 --> 00:19:18,672
Just a little bit further.

502
00:19:18,673 --> 00:19:20,473
Uh, what is that smell?

503
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:22,576
Microparticles
from Walter's skull.

504
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:24,044
I came as soon as I heard.

505
00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:26,346
What's going...
(gags)

506
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,144
This isn't the way I left it.

507
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,624
Told ya. Things
change around here.

508
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,380
<font color="
right beside the car.

509
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,913
And the other vehicle's
missing.

510
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,415
That ain't how physics works.

511
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,484
And you should know,
being a physics professor.

512
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,787
I'm not a physics professor.
All right, all right.

513
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,689
He likes to shout out
things he isn't.

514
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,723
He also isn't
married to someone

515
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,858
named Florence.

516
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,093
The frame won't support
the weight

517
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,528
of this truck much longer.

518
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,096
This jalopy's gonna be
a pancake in minutes.

519
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,998
(creaking)

520
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,566
Is that your twin or something?

521
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:03,968
Would you believe me
if I said it was me?

522
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,636
No.

523
00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:08,439
(creaks loudly)
Okay, make that seconds.

524
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,509
From an engineering standpoint,
that is a very negative sound.

525
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,675
This guy needs to be extracted,

526
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,278
or he's gonna be squashed
like a bug.

527
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,546
Please! Please help me!

528
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,213
Don't say that
in front of this guy!

529
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:18,382
HAPPY:
I'm being blunt.

530
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,584
It's part of my charm.

531
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,919
Just focus on the task at hand.

532
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,654
All right, stand back.
I'm gonna blow this window,

533
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,281
and we'll pull him free.

534
00:20:25,306 --> 00:20:26,724
Okay, the car's integrity
will be compromised,

535
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,226
and it'll all come down
in a heap.

536
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,326
WALTER:
She's right.

537
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,595
It's a house of cards.

538
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,864
And that house
is collapsing.

539
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,133
Okay, to buttress
a failing structure,

540
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,802
we need stilts, a crutch.

541
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,336
Oh, how 'bout those?

542
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,539
Film canisters.

543
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:46,076
We used 'em once to prop up
an eroding nuke

544
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:47,278
with Paige's mother.

545
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,246
I don't know Paige,
I don't know her mother,

546
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,920
and I don't know why
I'm listening to a madman.

547
00:20:50,943 --> 00:20:51,883
RAY: Uh, Walt,

548
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,284
that didn't happen
in this world.

549
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,718
You just sound crazy.

550
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,519
Placement is key.

551
00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:59,155
Follow my direction.

552
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,590
(grunts)

553
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,593
Okay, here, here,

554
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,794
and there.

555
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,029
♪ ♪

556
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,536
CABE:
No creaking.

557
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:13,971
(creaks)

558
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:15,806
Well, less creaking.
HAPPY: A light breeze

559
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:17,240
could blow it over.

560
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,675
It's too precarious
for a two-ton truck.

561
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,411
Two-ton? It's a one-ton truck.

562
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:21,846
Guess again, man. Cargo.

563
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,314
There is no cargo.

564
00:21:28,221 --> 00:21:30,221
Cinder blocks?

565
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,387
What the hell?

566
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,089
If you say
things change around here,

567
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,191
I'm gonna knock you out.

568
00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,894
That means
our calculations are off.

569
00:21:36,895 --> 00:21:40,297
We are back to square one on how
to pry open the driver's door

570
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,365
without shifting the load
and weakening the frame.

571
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,567
Well, run
the numbers again.

572
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,036
In real time?
To pull that off,

573
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,637
you'd have to be
a human calculator.

574
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,105
WALTER:
That's it.

575
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,807
We need Sylvester Dodd.
Yeah.

576
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:53,009
Might as well
grab Zuckerberg and Elon Musk

577
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,112
while you're at it.
Sylvester Dodd is a great guy.

578
00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:56,747
He asked me to assist

579
00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,648
with some of his charity work
today. He'll help us out.

580
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,817
Do you know
where to find him?

581
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,317
Everyone knows
where to find him.

582
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,752
You'll just
never get to see him.

583
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,054
Why?

584
00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,990
I'm sorry,
Mr. Dodd is unavailable.

585
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,924
I can't deal with you
anymore today.

586
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:11,095
- She doesn't look familiar to you?
- Nope.

587
00:22:11,096 --> 00:22:12,429
Please depart the premises,

588
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:13,763
or I'll have to call security.

589
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:14,932
Well, go for it.

590
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,834
Because we're not leaving
until we talk

591
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,368
to Sylvester.

592
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,769
RAY:
I'm not leaving

593
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,939
till I get to level four.

594
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,140
Sir, I need you
and your friend

595
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,674
to vacate the premises.

596
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:25,843
I know you.

597
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,611
You're Sly's wizard pal

598
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,380
who still lives with his mother.

599
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,214
One, you need to go now.

600
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:34,384
Two, who I live with
is my concern.

601
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,688
Let's go.

602
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,856
WALTER:
Sly's coding problem.

603
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,792
Games, they all have a glitch.

604
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,327
Let's go.
Tell him...

605
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,895
tell him I can fix his glitches.

606
00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:47,397
Sly! Sly?

607
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,066
DYFROST: That's enough. Keep moving.
I can fix your glitches!

608
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:50,667
(phone rings)
Sly, I can fix your glitches!

609
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:52,670
- Yes, Mr. Dodd? Right away, sir.
- Sly! Sly, I can fix your glitches!

610
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:53,938
Stop!

611
00:22:56,107 --> 00:22:57,907
Mr. Dodd will see them now.

612
00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,676
Can I get you a bottle of water?

613
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,612
SYLVESTER: Look, the pad
has sweet indoor/outdoor flow,

614
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,314
but, bro.

615
00:23:03,316 --> 00:23:05,148
We're only talking 6½ baths.

616
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,718
No, no, no, no, no, bro.
Nice digs.

617
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,987
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'll spend $150 million,

618
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:11,555
not a penny more.

619
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,824
I can't believe it.
Sly's become a jackass.

620
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:15,326
Holler at me when it's done.

621
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:16,826
(clears throat) Sorry, bros.

622
00:23:16,828 --> 00:23:18,828
Keep trying to buy
a sick new crib,

623
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,297
but they keep upping the price

624
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:22,333
since Criss Angel
used to own it.

625
00:23:22,335 --> 00:23:24,434
Sylvester, we
need your help.

626
00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,635
Hold on.

627
00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:27,371
Names, broseph?

628
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,571
Walter O'Brien.

629
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,607
Uh, there has
been an accident.

630
00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:33,042
We'll get to that.
What I want to know is...

631
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:35,211
why'd you say that all my games
have a glitch?

632
00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,480
What's up with that?

633
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:38,248
He seems to know
a lot about me, too.

634
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,516
Are you The Happy Mechanic?

635
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:40,683
I listened to you

636
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,086
after I bought my Maybach.

637
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,953
Great. Another L.A. tool

638
00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:46,256
driving a quarter-million
dollar car

639
00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,192
down Sunset
at 20 miles per hour.

640
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,160
My chauffeur
doesn't seem to mind.

641
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,362
WALTER: Sylvester,
it doesn't matter

642
00:23:51,364 --> 00:23:52,895
how I know about
your glitch.

643
00:23:52,897 --> 00:23:54,198
I know you.

644
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,833
You're a perfectionist,

645
00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,433
so you wake up every morning

646
00:23:57,435 --> 00:23:59,036
sick to your stomach

647
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,604
that you built this whole place

648
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,038
on the back of a mistake.

649
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,641
(whispers): A mistake
that only you know about.

650
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,209
But for a man
who loves numbers

651
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,509
because of the
certainty it gives

652
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:07,810
in an uncertain world,

653
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,314
a small error,
e-even one that causes

654
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,449
only the skip of
1/1,000 of a frame,

655
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,817
is a cause of shame.

656
00:24:13,818 --> 00:24:17,855
You just rocked my world,
Broklahoma.

657
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:19,789
Now, this is a fix

658
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,125
for your code.

659
00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,893
And let me tell
you something.

660
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,162
Your refusal to let go

661
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:27,463
of the wonderment of childhood,

662
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:30,500
how you look at the-the
world with open eyes?

663
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,336
Your innocence
is your brilliance.

664
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,938
Anybody that tries to tell you
any different is dead wrong.

665
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,979
Holy smokes.

666
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,947
I could really use your help.

667
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,450
I'll give you anything you need.

668
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:48,585
Cabe, we're on our way.

669
00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:49,920
Get the lead out, Mr. O'Brien.

670
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,888
This situation's going sideways.

671
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,425
These canisters
can't hold the truck anymore.

672
00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:56,693
It's collapsing on the car.

673
00:24:56,695 --> 00:24:57,927
SYLVESTER:
The car is pitching

674
00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,797
5/8 of an inch
too far back.

675
00:24:59,798 --> 00:25:01,265
Chief, get him
to engage the e-brake.

676
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,599
That'll move the car forward
a bit, buy us some time.

677
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,701
Kid!

678
00:25:04,703 --> 00:25:06,236
You got to engage
the emergency brake.

679
00:25:06,238 --> 00:25:08,404
It'll allow the car to move
forward an inch and a half.

680
00:25:08,406 --> 00:25:10,874
Oh, I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.

681
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,076
Keep it together, kid.

682
00:25:12,077 --> 00:25:13,376
It's not gonna happen.

683
00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:15,278
I can't. I can't. My...

684
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,749
My heart, it's beating so fast.

685
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,852
His heart's beating too fast.

686
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,288
Is it over?
TOBY: Yeah.

687
00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,490
Fluid's exiting the hole,

688
00:25:26,491 --> 00:25:27,557
pressure's going down.

689
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,526
His heart rate
should return to normal.

690
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,993
Sleeping Beauty's back with us.

691
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,296
Is he gonna be okay?

692
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,763
Not if his heart rate
doesn't go down.

693
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,699
FLORENCE: I thought the point
of Swiss-cheesing his head

694
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,834
was to stabilize him.

695
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,469
Crap! The pressure
at his brain stem

696
00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:39,769
isn't reducing fast enough.

697
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,771
Uh, Sly,
keep track of his pulse.

698
00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:43,707
Look, I'm gonna need you
to do some math

699
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:44,875
while I stimulate
his vagus nerve

700
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,509
to lower his cardiac rate.

701
00:25:46,511 --> 00:25:47,877
160 BPM.

702
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,145
That's way too fast. We need 80.

703
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:51,315
Um, how about now?

704
00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,317
130. That's 37.5% of
the needed reduction.

705
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:56,353
You need to increase the
circular motion of your finger

706
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:59,222
by 266.67%.
How do I do that?

707
00:25:59,224 --> 00:26:00,691
Go faster, dummy.

708
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,496
(gasping)
CABE: Kid's breathing heavy.

709
00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:07,230
He's having a panic attack.

710
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,699
I can't get him to calm down.

711
00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:10,000
If I can't get him to calm down,

712
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:12,135
I can't get him to focus
to pull the emergency brake.

713
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,703
He's gonna die.

714
00:26:13,705 --> 00:26:15,571
And then I die. Don't ask.

715
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,740
Okay, need to get
his heart rate down.

716
00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,643
Ah! I know
who can calm him down.

717
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,077
We need to get to Toby Curtis.

718
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,945
The self-help huckster?
He's a fraud.

719
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,348
From my understanding he's my
future husband, so take it easy.

720
00:26:25,351 --> 00:26:27,851
Okay, uh, Sly, talk
to the police chief.

721
00:26:27,853 --> 00:26:29,920
He'll get you to
the crash site.

722
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,055
Happy and I will
go find Toby.

723
00:26:32,057 --> 00:26:33,156
His ad said he's playing

724
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,092
at the San Dimas Civic Center.
I'll drive.

725
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,125
Great. The 10 should be clear

726
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:37,260
this time of day.
The 10?

727
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,895
It got crushed
when that British satellite

728
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,663
hit it with a laser. Duh.

729
00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:42,799
Satellite laser?
Scorpion prevented that.

730
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:44,801
Not here, you didn't.

731
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:48,771
Synergy.

732
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:50,339
Mobility.

733
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:53,042
Tranquility.

734
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,011
My father

735
00:26:55,013 --> 00:26:56,680
was a gambler.

736
00:26:56,682 --> 00:26:58,281
He was always broke.

737
00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:01,151
But in between dodging bookies
and loan sharks,

738
00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:04,453
he would take me
to the high school near us

739
00:27:04,455 --> 00:27:06,022
in Coney Island.

740
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:08,258
There's no betting lines
on high school games.

741
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:11,795
Just a father and a son
watching baseball.

742
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,463
Okay, he's kind of cute.
Shh.

743
00:27:14,465 --> 00:27:16,567
Mr. Curtis is rehearsing.

744
00:27:16,568 --> 00:27:18,902
Of course.

745
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:21,738
When they tore down
that high school,

746
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:26,542
I made sure
I got seats 23 and 24.

747
00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:28,578
They were <i>our</i> seats.

748
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,446
That is my happy place,

749
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:33,115
but we don't always need
a physical reminder.

750
00:27:33,117 --> 00:27:36,686
We all have
the power to create

751
00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:39,323
our happy places in our minds.
RAY: I get it.

752
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,358
The chairs are a metaphor
for baseball.

753
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:44,193
I'm sorry, you all need to go.

754
00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:47,130
We need to talk to Dr. Curtis.
Absolutely not.

755
00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:48,565
<i>Excusez-moi.</i>

756
00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:51,602
Why are you interrupting
my rehearsal?

757
00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:54,938
Because we need
the world's smartest behaviorist

758
00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:56,272
to save a life.

759
00:27:56,275 --> 00:27:58,241
First off,
your assessment of me?

760
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,611
Absolutely correct. Second...

761
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:02,311
I save lives every day
with my wisdom.

762
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,881
But that wisdom costs a ticket.

763
00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:05,382
I don't see you holding one.

764
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:06,583
Hey, putz.

765
00:28:06,585 --> 00:28:08,251
We've got a guy in a
car wreck who's dead

766
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,253
if you don't calm him down.

767
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,990
Wow, you're beautiful.

768
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,361
What is your name?

769
00:28:19,198 --> 00:28:21,530
Happy.

770
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:24,701
WALTER:
But she's not just Happy.

771
00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:26,002
She's your happy place.

772
00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:28,404
Something that you're in...
you're in desperate need of.

773
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:30,073
Are you kidding me, pal?

774
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,942
Look, I got millions
in the bank,

775
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:33,609
five best sellers,
and my own plane.

776
00:28:33,612 --> 00:28:34,810
So...
Yeah, yeah.

777
00:28:34,813 --> 00:28:36,880
You finally got the world
to see how brilliant

778
00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,781
the Harvard-trained
psychiatrist is,

779
00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:41,351
but, deep down,
you're miserable.

780
00:28:41,353 --> 00:28:43,686
No, I'm not. I-I got my chairs.

781
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,689
Oh, yeah, yeah. Two chairs.

782
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:46,789
Only one butt.

783
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:48,991
But here...

784
00:28:48,993 --> 00:28:50,794
here is your seat filler.

785
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,328
TOBY:
I'd really like

786
00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:54,230
to go to dinner with you
if possible.

787
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,365
I'd grab a meal with you.

788
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:58,101
WALTER: If you want to spend
the rest of your life

789
00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,802
sitting next to
her, then please,

790
00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:01,438
Toby.

791
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,205
Please help us.

792
00:29:05,009 --> 00:29:06,276
I'll help.

793
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,911
(tires screech)

794
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,278
TOBY:
I'm gonna talk

795
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,347
to the guy in the car,
you guys figure out how to undo

796
00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:13,282
this jigsaw puzzle.
I was thinking of some ideas

797
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,651
on the way here.
Everyone listen up.

798
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:16,153
SYLVESTER:
As long as your idea

799
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:18,188
is to shift the passenger door
open to a 45 degree angle,

800
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,855
then I'm all ears.

801
00:29:19,857 --> 00:29:21,857
Will you let me talk before you
start throwing out theories?

802
00:29:21,859 --> 00:29:22,925
Which are wrong, by the way.

803
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,594
Anything more than 41 degrees,

804
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,595
and we have a human pancake.

805
00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:27,029
Hey, how about we avoid

806
00:29:27,031 --> 00:29:29,566
“human pancake” while I'm trying
to calm the accident victim.

807
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:30,701
That's what I said
to her earlier.

808
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:31,768
It's part of my charm.

809
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:34,003
Are you sure this
is my happy place?

810
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,271
Guys, can we please
work together?

811
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,306
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812
00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:37,473
CAR WALTER:
Please, help me, help me!

813
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,642
Please, help me!

814
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,277
You know, this guy
looks just like you.

815
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:42,144
Who the hell is in charge here?

816
00:29:42,146 --> 00:29:44,948
I am. Now, if you would please
just let me do my thing...

817
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,682
No. I'm in charge.
Now, Toby,

818
00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,085
can you calm him down?
Sly,

819
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,220
make the calculations,
and Happy, effectuate a solution

820
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,887
using Sly's conclusions.

821
00:29:51,890 --> 00:29:54,324
Who made you the boss,
Barack Bro'bama?

822
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,424
I made me boss.

823
00:29:55,426 --> 00:29:57,693
I am your boss.

824
00:29:57,695 --> 00:29:59,528
I've been boss.
Now please, just listen to me.

825
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:01,498
Whatever. Open the door
at the angle that I say.

826
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,366
SYLVESTER:
45 degrees.

827
00:30:03,368 --> 00:30:05,701
41, or I'll cram those stupid
glasses up your gaming console.

828
00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:07,738
You know, when they get like
this, there's only one person

829
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,306
who can get them
to work together.

830
00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:11,040
You're right. I need Paige.

831
00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:24,181
All right, well, this is no
Kovelsky's, but it's all right.

832
00:30:24,182 --> 00:30:25,749
Is that where you were
planning on taking me?

833
00:30:25,750 --> 00:30:27,451
A greasy spoon?

834
00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:29,685
Don't sweat it, pork pie.
We'll make it work.

835
00:30:29,688 --> 00:30:31,020
Yeah, something
tells me we will.

836
00:30:31,022 --> 00:30:32,422
Get a room.

837
00:30:32,423 --> 00:30:34,023
(bell dings)
Order up.

838
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:35,259
Uh, excuse me.

839
00:30:35,260 --> 00:30:37,193
Hi, uh-- oh, here we go.

840
00:30:37,195 --> 00:30:38,362
Hi, Patty.

841
00:30:38,364 --> 00:30:39,395
Patricia, actually.

842
00:30:39,397 --> 00:30:40,631
Go by “Trish.”

843
00:30:40,633 --> 00:30:42,031
Trish. Okay, listen,

844
00:30:42,034 --> 00:30:44,201
I need information. There's
a waitress here, Paige Dineen.

845
00:30:44,202 --> 00:30:45,368
When's her shift start?

846
00:30:45,371 --> 00:30:47,570
Waitress?
She owns the place.

847
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:49,972
Mr. Elia.

848
00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,508
You're here.

849
00:30:51,509 --> 00:30:52,776
Wish I wasn't.

850
00:30:52,778 --> 00:30:54,310
This thing's ancient.
Do I know you?

851
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:56,145
I set your router up
in Pacoima?

852
00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,480
No. But we've
discussed at length

853
00:30:57,482 --> 00:30:59,516
your idea for a hybrid
solid-state drive

854
00:30:59,518 --> 00:31:01,285
incorporating
crystal laser optics.

855
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,387
Crystal laser optics.

856
00:31:04,390 --> 00:31:05,923
That could work.

857
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:08,791
I'll jot some notes down
on that.

858
00:31:08,794 --> 00:31:10,661
Tell Paige I had to run.

859
00:31:10,663 --> 00:31:12,061
Of course.

860
00:31:12,064 --> 00:31:14,431
Hey, where's the tech guy going?
He hasn't finished.

861
00:31:14,432 --> 00:31:16,799
Paige?
Can I help you?

862
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,134
Yeah. In fact,
you're the only one who can.

863
00:31:18,136 --> 00:31:19,936
Ralph, no mess, please.

864
00:31:19,939 --> 00:31:20,671
Hey, buddy.

865
00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:23,406
How are you...?

866
00:31:23,409 --> 00:31:24,307
PAIGE:
Um, excuse me.

867
00:31:24,309 --> 00:31:25,608
Do you know my son?

868
00:31:25,611 --> 00:31:27,310
Uh, listen, I could waste
my time telling you about how,

869
00:31:27,313 --> 00:31:29,212
in another life, I know him,
and I know you, and that

870
00:31:29,214 --> 00:31:31,582
you've helped me out more than
anybody in the world, but...

871
00:31:31,584 --> 00:31:33,616
you wouldn't believe it, so
saying so would be inefficient.

872
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:35,285
But all I can tell you
is that my team

873
00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,787
and I,
we need your help,

874
00:31:36,788 --> 00:31:38,521
and we know
that you'll come through

875
00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:41,357
because of your heart,
and your kindness,

876
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:43,026
and your decency.

877
00:31:45,931 --> 00:31:48,097
I know it sounds cray.

878
00:31:48,099 --> 00:31:49,766
Ralph.

879
00:31:49,768 --> 00:31:50,901
Get Fernando
from the kitchen,

880
00:31:50,903 --> 00:31:52,068
tell him to bring
the big knife.

881
00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:53,470
No, no, no, no, no.
We don't need Fernando

882
00:31:53,471 --> 00:31:55,239
and his big knife,
we're not insane.

883
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,573
We just need you.

884
00:31:56,575 --> 00:31:58,541
Look, pal, I didn't get to own
a chain of restaurants

885
00:31:58,544 --> 00:32:00,210
by listening to every goofball
who propositions me.

886
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:02,546
So get out of here
before I call the cops.

887
00:32:02,548 --> 00:32:04,047
The real cops.

888
00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:05,883
WALTER:
Okay, okay.

889
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:07,517
You can toss
me out, but...

890
00:32:09,054 --> 00:32:11,320
...you'll be hurting your son.

891
00:32:11,323 --> 00:32:12,556
Because I know

892
00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:14,290
how every night,
you pray

893
00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,759
that he'll find someone
that's like him,

894
00:32:16,761 --> 00:32:18,694
someone who can
mentor his gifts,

895
00:32:18,696 --> 00:32:21,565
someone who'll make him feel
like he belongs.

896
00:32:21,567 --> 00:32:23,333
I am that person.

897
00:32:24,502 --> 00:32:26,269
So please, before you ask me
how I know, can I...

898
00:32:26,271 --> 00:32:28,137
can I prove to you
that I'm not nuts?

899
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,039
Hey, buddy.

900
00:32:39,884 --> 00:32:41,317
(sniffs)

901
00:32:45,590 --> 00:32:47,356
Checkmate.

902
00:32:49,461 --> 00:32:51,161
See, he's not
making a mess.

903
00:32:51,163 --> 00:32:52,528
He's just waiting for someone
who understands him

904
00:32:52,530 --> 00:32:53,997
to play with.

905
00:32:55,733 --> 00:32:57,500
What kind of help do you need?

906
00:33:00,172 --> 00:33:02,439
CABE: I got LAPD
to block the roads

907
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:03,606
from here to County--
he'll get to

908
00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:05,709
the hospital in half the time.

909
00:33:06,845 --> 00:33:08,144
Dear Lord.

910
00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:09,546
Not good, Cabe.

911
00:33:09,548 --> 00:33:11,248
Really, really not good.

912
00:33:12,351 --> 00:33:15,218
Okay, get him to edge his car
a little bit further.

913
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,854
Toby, talk him through
releasing the parking brake.

914
00:33:17,855 --> 00:33:19,990
Wow. Back five seconds,
you're already

915
00:33:19,991 --> 00:33:21,458
just bossing me around, huh?

916
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,759
CABE:
That crap again?

917
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,961
Let's get the job done.

918
00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:26,028
I already did my job.
I did the calculations.

919
00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:28,030
I should be
snowboarding by now.

920
00:33:28,032 --> 00:33:29,865
These guys are animals.
That's why I need you.

921
00:33:29,867 --> 00:33:31,934
When you told Ralph to stop
making a mess, he listened

922
00:33:31,936 --> 00:33:33,903
to you instantly. You know
how to control genius minds.

923
00:33:33,905 --> 00:33:35,806
That's your gift, and
there's someone in that car

924
00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:38,040
who I cannot let die.
TOBY: Stick with me.

925
00:33:38,042 --> 00:33:39,308
You're gonna be fine.

926
00:33:39,310 --> 00:33:40,711
Just take a deep breath.

927
00:33:40,712 --> 00:33:41,912
There you go.

928
00:33:42,748 --> 00:33:43,646
I'm not even gonna ask.

929
00:33:43,648 --> 00:33:45,414
Please.
We need to save him.

930
00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:47,550
Okay, dorks, listen up.

931
00:33:47,552 --> 00:33:49,885
You want to have a
brain-measuring contest,

932
00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:51,954
now is not the time.
Each of you has abilities

933
00:33:51,957 --> 00:33:53,390
the others don't have,
so you all get to

934
00:33:53,392 --> 00:33:55,525
be the best, but only
if you save this guy.

935
00:33:55,527 --> 00:33:57,027
He dies, then you are
just as useless

936
00:33:57,028 --> 00:33:58,795
as any other 100-IQ
human out there.

937
00:33:58,797 --> 00:33:59,962
You gonna let
that happen?

938
00:33:59,964 --> 00:34:00,998
You gonna be ordinary?

939
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,098
No way.
Hell no.

940
00:34:02,101 --> 00:34:03,700
I don't know how to
spell “ordinary”"

941
00:34:03,701 --> 00:34:04,835
I mean, I mean,
I do--

942
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,002
it's not a hard word, I just...

943
00:34:06,005 --> 00:34:07,237
Get to work.
Yeah.

944
00:34:07,239 --> 00:34:09,072
Hey, can you
do me a favor?

945
00:34:09,074 --> 00:34:11,507
Just pull on that parking
brake. Can you do that?

946
00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,443
You're masterful.
There you go, buddy, there you go.

947
00:34:13,445 --> 00:34:14,710
Thank you.

948
00:34:14,713 --> 00:34:16,313
(echoes):
Oh, my God, Walter!

949
00:34:17,081 --> 00:34:18,715
Why isn't the ambulance
here yet?

950
00:34:18,717 --> 00:34:20,282
Because we live in L.A.
It's been 12 minutes,

951
00:34:20,284 --> 00:34:21,585
they'll be here any second.

952
00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,420
(gasping softly)

953
00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:29,592
Ah, damn.
It's a pulmonary edema.

954
00:34:29,594 --> 00:34:32,461
His erratic breathing is causing
his lungs to fill with fluid.

955
00:34:32,463 --> 00:34:33,764
This is a problem.

956
00:34:34,532 --> 00:34:35,599
Guys, we got a problem.

957
00:34:35,601 --> 00:34:36,867
What is that stuff?

958
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:38,467
Help, it's filling the car!

959
00:34:38,469 --> 00:34:39,802
HAPPY: It wasn't
there a second ago,

960
00:34:39,804 --> 00:34:41,003
and now the car's
half-filled.

961
00:34:41,005 --> 00:34:42,039
What the hell's going on, pal?

962
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:44,273
ALL:
Things change around here.

963
00:34:44,275 --> 00:34:46,242
Listen, whatever I say,
you're thinking.

964
00:34:46,244 --> 00:34:49,311
Just to be safe, you are pretty
close to suffocating in there.

965
00:34:49,313 --> 00:34:51,815
You better do something.
Fast.

966
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,753
Can't we just smash the windows
and let it all pour out?

967
00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,364
Any dramatic shift in weight,

968
00:35:03,365 --> 00:35:04,532
and the truck
crushes him to death.

969
00:35:04,534 --> 00:35:06,099
I know what
that purple stuff is--

970
00:35:06,101 --> 00:35:07,400
it's homemade ballistic gel.

971
00:35:07,402 --> 00:35:08,902
My girlfriend and I,
at the time,

972
00:35:08,905 --> 00:35:10,103
were trapped in a box of it.

973
00:35:10,106 --> 00:35:12,072
Kinky.

974
00:35:12,074 --> 00:35:13,773
How'd you get out?
Blew ourselves up.

975
00:35:13,775 --> 00:35:14,909
We need to blow up the car.

976
00:35:14,911 --> 00:35:16,577
Won't that kill you?
Um, him?

977
00:35:16,579 --> 00:35:17,911
Whatever.
The non-Newtonian fluid

978
00:35:17,914 --> 00:35:19,112
will shield him from impact

979
00:35:19,114 --> 00:35:20,280
while the frame of the car

980
00:35:20,282 --> 00:35:22,083
gets blown out. Plus, I...

981
00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:24,184
I trust you guys.

982
00:35:26,389 --> 00:35:27,954
I need you guys.

983
00:35:31,161 --> 00:35:33,427
Explosion's too big,
the doppelganger you

984
00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:34,528
gets blown to bits.

985
00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:36,463
It's too small, he drowns.

986
00:35:36,465 --> 00:35:38,132
So we need perfect calculations.

987
00:35:38,134 --> 00:35:39,467
I'm on it.

988
00:35:39,469 --> 00:35:41,768
Where do we find
a bomb, nutjob?

989
00:35:41,771 --> 00:35:43,838
You're gonna make it.
Siphon some gas from our car

990
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,706
and then grab a jar
and some wires from, uh,

991
00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:47,807
from that Dumpster
over there.

992
00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,476
And then build a timer
from a watch.

993
00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:50,610
Done and done.

994
00:35:50,612 --> 00:35:51,778
Well, we got one hiccup.

995
00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:53,079
For this to work,
we need his head

996
00:35:53,081 --> 00:35:55,081
submerged in the gel
to absorb the blast.

997
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:56,483
He's already a nervous wreck.

998
00:35:56,485 --> 00:35:58,251
You can talk him through it.

999
00:35:58,253 --> 00:35:59,887
Copy that.

1000
00:35:59,889 --> 00:36:01,521
Hey, pal.

1001
00:36:01,523 --> 00:36:03,090
You're gonna
have to trust us.

1002
00:36:03,092 --> 00:36:04,592
Let that stuff overtake you

1003
00:36:04,594 --> 00:36:06,427
and then just hold your
breath for a few seconds.

1004
00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,161
No, no, no, I can't. I can't.

1005
00:36:08,164 --> 00:36:10,697
Like hell you can't 'cause you
want to get out of there, right?

1006
00:36:10,699 --> 00:36:12,934
You want to get out of
there so you can get home

1007
00:36:12,936 --> 00:36:14,501
and mingle with Kris Kringle.

1008
00:36:14,503 --> 00:36:16,103
You and your family
and friends--

1009
00:36:16,105 --> 00:36:17,237
spending Christmas
with loved ones,

1010
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:18,672
that's all that
matters, right?

1011
00:36:21,077 --> 00:36:24,077
That's right.
That's right.

1012
00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:25,913
Bomb's done, ready to rumble.

1013
00:36:25,914 --> 00:36:27,315
Okay, hit it, hit it.

1014
00:36:28,918 --> 00:36:31,418
Ten seconds!

1015
00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:34,521
Ray!

1016
00:36:34,523 --> 00:36:35,489
Get out of there!

1017
00:36:35,490 --> 00:36:37,525
I'm not real, man.
Don't injure.

1018
00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:38,592
Move your ass!

1019
00:36:38,594 --> 00:36:41,429
HAPPY:
Three... two...

1020
00:36:41,431 --> 00:36:43,463
one!

1021
00:36:47,769 --> 00:36:49,704
Thought you were a
mechanical genius?

1022
00:36:49,706 --> 00:36:50,737
Ah, don't worry,

1023
00:36:50,739 --> 00:36:52,306
this happens on every
adventure we have.

1024
00:36:58,280 --> 00:36:59,313
Oh, crap, it's still happening.

1025
00:36:59,315 --> 00:37:01,315
It's not the hello
I was looking for.

1026
00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:03,818
Guys, guys, he's awake!

1027
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:05,619
Oh, hey.

1028
00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:07,887
How do you feel?

1029
00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:09,356
My head hurts.

1030
00:37:09,358 --> 00:37:12,226
Makes sense, you did take
a half gainer down the stairs.

1031
00:37:12,228 --> 00:37:13,860
And a drill bit
into your skull.

1032
00:37:13,862 --> 00:37:15,695
CABE: Yeah, but you
still got through it.

1033
00:37:15,697 --> 00:37:17,197
Way to be tough.

1034
00:37:17,199 --> 00:37:19,199
You guys can see him?

1035
00:37:19,202 --> 00:37:20,568
How can you miss him
with that shirt?

1036
00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:22,235
I'm so confused.

1037
00:37:22,237 --> 00:37:23,204
SYLVESTER: When the
ambulance pulled up,

1038
00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:25,039
Ray was hanging out
in the alley.

1039
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:26,373
RALPH: He didn't have
anywhere to stay for Christmas.

1040
00:37:26,376 --> 00:37:28,608
I had a lot of options.

1041
00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:30,244
Garage was just
the only one that had food.

1042
00:37:30,246 --> 00:37:31,378
I was alone when I fell.

1043
00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,780
CABE: Flo came
in to give you

1044
00:37:32,782 --> 00:37:35,248
some peppermint bark, she found
you, called 911 and then us.

1045
00:37:35,251 --> 00:37:36,317
She saved your life.

1046
00:37:36,318 --> 00:37:39,019
I had the strangest dream.

1047
00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:40,288
You all helped save me.

1048
00:37:40,289 --> 00:37:41,255
PAIGE:
Scorpion to the rescue

1049
00:37:41,257 --> 00:37:42,523
again, huh?
WALTER: No.

1050
00:37:42,525 --> 00:37:43,724
No, we weren't Scorpion.

1051
00:37:43,726 --> 00:37:45,626
Cabe was chief of police
at the LAPD.

1052
00:37:45,628 --> 00:37:46,893
Sweet.

1053
00:37:46,896 --> 00:37:50,563
And Happy hosted a-a podcast
on rare sports cars.

1054
00:37:50,565 --> 00:37:51,998
HAPPY:
Nice.

1055
00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:54,434
WALTER: And, Sly, you-you
were a video game mogul.

1056
00:37:54,436 --> 00:37:58,773
Toby, you were a-a famous
motivational speaker.

1057
00:37:58,775 --> 00:38:02,510
And, Paige, you-you, uh,
owned a-a restaurant empire.

1058
00:38:03,545 --> 00:38:06,280
I'm so sorry I told you all

1059
00:38:06,282 --> 00:38:08,215
that I didn't,
I didn't need you.

1060
00:38:08,217 --> 00:38:09,617
Well, the truth is,

1061
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:13,186
my subconscious knows that
the opposite is true.

1062
00:38:13,188 --> 00:38:14,521
You'd...

1063
00:38:15,324 --> 00:38:16,990
...you'd do better without me.

1064
00:38:16,992 --> 00:38:19,460
TOBY:
Answer this, 197.

1065
00:38:19,461 --> 00:38:21,461
Did we all know each other
in your dream?

1066
00:38:21,463 --> 00:38:24,965
Hmm... Happy was lonely;

1067
00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,867
you were hanging onto an
old memory for happiness,

1068
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,068
and, Sly, you were,

1069
00:38:28,070 --> 00:38:30,103
you were living in shame.

1070
00:38:30,106 --> 00:38:33,673
By the way, I have
the-the fix for your game.

1071
00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:37,077
And, Cabe, you were

1072
00:38:37,079 --> 00:38:39,547
grumpy and you didn't have
any friends at work.

1073
00:38:39,548 --> 00:38:43,483
TOBY: But you said that
we all saved your life.

1074
00:38:43,485 --> 00:38:45,418
Deep down, your psyche knows
that we're better together.

1075
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,588
You know that you need us,
but you also know

1076
00:38:48,590 --> 00:38:52,393
that we need each other,
that we need you, Walter.

1077
00:38:52,394 --> 00:38:54,295
We were successful
in your dream

1078
00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:56,063
because you think highly of us.

1079
00:38:59,469 --> 00:39:00,467
(knock on door)

1080
00:39:00,469 --> 00:39:02,603
Hey, the food's here.

1081
00:39:02,605 --> 00:39:04,105
Give me a hand.

1082
00:39:08,378 --> 00:39:10,844
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Toby, come here.

1083
00:39:10,847 --> 00:39:14,414
Get her a day
at the San Dimas Raceway.

1084
00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:16,684
That's brilliant.

1085
00:39:19,355 --> 00:39:21,389
(whispering):
Happy.

1086
00:39:27,597 --> 00:39:31,030
Get him two baseball seats from
his high school in Coney Island.

1087
00:39:31,032 --> 00:39:33,434
Yes.

1088
00:39:35,237 --> 00:39:36,771
Crazy dream, huh?

1089
00:39:36,773 --> 00:39:38,739
Anything else
happen in it?

1090
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:40,474
FLORENCE:
Hey, hi.

1091
00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:42,943
Is the patient able
to see one more visitor?

1092
00:39:42,945 --> 00:39:44,110
FITS:
There she is.

1093
00:39:44,112 --> 00:39:45,713
The gal of the hour.

1094
00:39:45,715 --> 00:39:46,981
All right!

1095
00:39:46,983 --> 00:39:49,115
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1096
00:39:50,318 --> 00:39:53,420
I got a new tin
of peppermint bark

1097
00:39:53,422 --> 00:39:57,824
'cause I dropped mine when
I was, um, when I was startled.

1098
00:40:02,431 --> 00:40:04,532
Hello, Walter.

1099
00:40:05,568 --> 00:40:07,201
Hi.

1100
00:40:10,539 --> 00:40:13,574
Hello, Florence.

1101
00:40:13,576 --> 00:40:15,809
Thank you.

1102
00:40:20,882 --> 00:40:22,615
So, tell me more
about this dream.

1103
00:40:22,617 --> 00:40:25,318
Oh.

1104
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,786
There's nothing to tell.

1105
00:40:26,789 --> 00:40:31,224
The best part was
getting to meet you...

1106
00:40:31,226 --> 00:40:35,963
for the very first time
all over again.

1107
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,333
Merry Christmas, Paige.

1108
00:40:40,335 --> 00:40:42,202
Merry Christmas.

1109
00:40:55,621 --> 00:41:02,521
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